Characters

Marlena Midnite- The titular (heh, see what I did there?) host of Midnite Mausoleum. She is dead. She spends most of her time watching bad movies and talking to puppets and cats, when she is interacting with the living she puts on a pretty decent charade of being alive. Although many times she can seem aloof, really she is just easily befuddled and tries to cover it up by being reserved.

The mail delivery girl for the mausoleum, who also happens to be Marlena's best human friend. Currently traveling around the country/ world depending on where the wind takes her, she mostly flits about and talks to Marlena about her nonsensical adventures on the tele-video-video-telephone.

Marlena's main partner in crime, who mistakenly thinks the show is actually about him. Brassy and full of terrible jokes, Wolfred is almost always up to no good with the help of Franklin.

Marlena's cobbled together zombie servant, although, to be honest the last thing Franklin ever does is do Marlena's bidding. He spends most of his time, sorting though and reading books he finds in the library, trying to talk Wolfred out of hair brained schemes, and investigating the many nonsensical things that happen in the mausoleum (for instance, why does a mausoleum have a library?!)

A wise cracking pitcher plant that is stuck in the 1970's when his foot loose and fancy free days presumably ended. He regals Marlena with his stories of his more bygone days, while his family silently looks on (because they have heard these stories who knows how many times before?) except for crazy Frank who every once in a while will chime in.

Dr. Thaddeus Bones- A very peculiar "person" to be calling a "doctor". No one is even really sure if he ever was a doctor, but no one really feels the need to contradict him on that point either. He is fast talking, snarky, hilarious and some times rather off color, defiantly more of a car salesman/ comedian vibe than doctor.

Moremoops Fuscus- Marlena's pet bat with mind control abilities. He has tried several times to use his abilities to get Marlena to write his memoir "The bat and how to use it." He is obsessed with British tv and cinema and thinks with a British accent. To our knowledge he is not, nor has ever been British. He also enjoys using his telepathy to make Marlena do all sorts of things with out her knowing.

 Library Cats- They are pretty much exactly what they sound like, due to a broken window, several cats wander around the library. Most of them are inquisitive and lazy, as most cats are.